Archive | January, 2011

Why Be Negative?

30 Jan

Pessimist'sBloodType - Tshirt“I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative.” ~ (anon), quoted by funny guy William “Bill” Carlson on Facebook

Ever observed someone who is  wrapped up in the negative? The glass is always half empty. I (Dawn) actually saw a glass  “Pessimist’s Mug” online (from Despair Laboratories™) that featured a half-way marker etched in the glass. Under the line were the words “This glass is now half-empty” to remind all avowed pessimists that life can indeed get worse.

For the pessimist, life is always a struggle. Perhaps he or she is used to that slant on life, and can’t imagine another way to live. Oscar Wilde once defined “Pessimist” as “One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both.” Pessimism can also spiral into depression.

American journalist and author Norman Cousins  suffered a deteriorating physical condition, but he returned to health, in part, through the power of humor (watching Marx Brothers movies). Cousins once said, “No one really knows enough to be a pessimist.”

As I thought about that in terms of the Christian life, I had to say, “Amen!”

We don’t know what will happen tomorrow. We don’t know if a war will start somewhere, or a loved one will die. We don’t know when or how God might answer our prayers. We don’t know a lot of things. We don’t even know if we’ll draw another breath!

We can choose to be negative about all of these things, or we can think biblically. We can act on faith, trusting God to care for us and answer our petitions. We can choose spiritual attitudes like contentment and joy. We can live in hope and anticipation of how God will work. We can observe what’s happening in the world, but know that God is still on the throne  (and He wins in the end)!

So, as Christians, how do we combat pessimism ~ if that’s our problem? Continue reading 

Seniors Text, 2!

28 Jan

The origins of this Senior Texting Code (STC) * is unknown (if anyone has the original author, please let me know).

Many seniors are texting and tweeting these days, and now they can be more Woman Struggling With Cell Phonetech-savvy! I (Dawn) have eliminated some for space ~ a few weren’t so nice ~ but these are hilarious.

(Note: I am not making fun of seniors since I am on the threshold of becoming one myself; but after talking with a number of seniors, I am convinced that this is simple reality!)

  • ATD:  At The Doctor’s
  • BTW:  Bring The Wheelchair
  • BYOT:  Bring Your Own Teeth
  • CBM:  Covered By Medicare
  • CUATSC:  See You At The Senior Center
  • DWI:  Driving While Incontinent
  • FWIW:  Forgot Where I Was
  • GGPBL:  Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
  • GHA:  Got Heartburn Again
  • IMHO:  Is My Hearing-Aid On?
  • LMDO:  Laughing My Dentures Out
  • LWO:  Lawrence Welk’s On
  • OMMR:  On My Massage Recliner
  • ROFL… CGU:  Rolling On The Floor Laughing… And Can’t Get Up
  • WAITT:  Who Am I Talking To?
  • WWNO:  Walker Wheels Need Oil

Washington Post staff writer Kim Hart reported that seniors are really taping into texting, not so much because they want to, but because they need to ~ younger friends and relatives send them text messages, and they need to know how to respond. In the article, about 50 senior citizens went to Montgomery Mall in Behtesda, Maryland, to decode the mysteries of the cellphone and texting in a session provided by AT&T.

Hart reported (2008) that, according to a survey by the Pew Internet and American Life Project,  about 50 percent of seniors over age 65 own a cellphone, compared to nearly 90 percent of people ages 18-29). The number of senior cell phone users is no doubt higher today.  Mike Bennett, AT&T’s executive director of consumer and government affairs, said, “Seniors make up the fastest-growing market for companies like AT&T. And they control about half of the disposable income in the country.”

Seniors, no matter the era, always struggle to keep up. I remember my grandpa talking about “those frustrating, new-fangled” contraptions Continue reading 

Patience Listens

26 Jan

“Henry and his wife live in Cranbrook, British Columbia. Last week while listening to the radio, they heard the announcer say, “We are going to have 12 inches to 18 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snow plow can get through.”

Henry’s wife went out and moved her car.

A few days later while they were eating breakfast, the radio announcer said, “We are expecting 16 inches to 20 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snow plow can get through.”

Henry’s wife went out and moved her car again.

The next week, they were having breakfast again when the radio announcer said, “We are expecting 18 to 24 inches of snow today. You must park…” ~ and then the electric power went out.

Henry’s wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, “Honey, I don’t know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the plow can get through?”

With great love and patience, Henry said, “Honey, why don’t you just leave it in the garage this time?” *

Love Listens pillowHas your spouse ever been that patient with one of your blunders? (Or was the patient one you?)

Patience is one of the characteristics of love (see I Corinthians 13:4a). For me (Dawn) as a married woman, “patience” includes my hubby Bob’s willingness to listen to me. Pam and her husband Bill understand this, too.

In their book, Marriage in the Whirlwind, the Farrels tell about a marriage discovery that included both patience and listening. Bill, a one-task-at-a-time fixer, struggled with Pam’s seemingly endless stream of ideas. “She pumps out ideas like sunshine,” Bill said, and she “uses new ideas to relieve stress.” But as Bill listened to her overwhelming list of ideas, Continue reading 

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