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God’s ‘Leftovers’ are Makeovers!

9 May

Three wives were bemoaning their husbands’ attitudes towards leftovers:StillLeftovers

“It gets rough,” one said. “My husband is a movie producer and he calls them reruns.”

“You think you have it bad,” was the reply. “Mine is a quality control engineer and he calls them rejects!”

“That’s nothing compared to me,” said the third lady. “My husband is a mortician. He calls them remains!” *

Much has been written about not serving God the leftovers in our lives when He desires our best. I like – OK, truth be known, I was convicted by – what Francis Chan wrote in “Serving Leftovers to a Holy God.”

“God gets a scrap or two only because we feel guilty giving Him nothing … Leftovers are not merely inadequate; from God’s point of view (and lest we forget, His is the only one that matters), they’re evil.”

But that’s not what this post is about. One night, my husband Bob and I discussed this question: Does God have any leftovers?

A New Testament miracle came to mind. Jesus ministered to people whether their need was for truth, healing or food. Mixed within the multitude of people who followed Jesus were some who came because of His message and miracles, but most came simply for the meals. When they didn’t understand His message or the source of power behind His miracles, they still knew they could count on some chow. The Bread of Life provided well.

At least in one case (John 6:12-13, the feeding of the 5,000), there were “fragments” of food – 12 baskets full – that remained after the mass feeding. After the disciples saw Jesus turn the two barley loaves and fish into dinner for a crowd, they heard him say, “… gather up the fragments that remain, so that nothing is lost.” I’ve always wondered about those leftovers.

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“Christ Blessing the Five Loaves,” a print at Holy Transfiguration Monastery

The multitude may not have felt the 12 baskets of “fragments” were that important, but apparently Jesus did. Perhaps they represented God’s blessings. Maybe they represented the Father’s good grace.

Sometimes I’m guilty of considering only the big evidences of God’s work in my life as important, but the truth is, even the small blessings can point me back to the goodness and grace of God. Without Him, I can do nothing. He gives me strength; He is my Provider, my Sustainer.

So I try to gather up all these little fragments of blessing in my life and remember them, especially for the tough times. I believe there are no “worthless leftovers” in God’s plan.

God redeems everything in the believer’s life; He makes or will make all things new (2 Corinthians 5:17; Revelation 21:5). So instead of complaining or wallowing in discouragement when facing life’s trials and problems, I can choose to rejoice and count (rehearse) my blessings. I pick up all my “fragments” and praise Him for the work He’s about to do.

Consider some of the Bible’s lowly “leftovers”:

  • The lowly slave boy, Joseph, became Egypt’s second in command. (He not only collected the small fragments of his life and trusted God, he showed the Egyptians how to survive in famine – Genesis 47:13-31.)
  • God chose a lowly shepherd boy to be Israel’s king.
  • Jesus  chose 12 simple men to be His disciples.

So don’t get discouraged if you feel like a “leftover” in the Kingdom of God. Instead, meditate on 1 Corinthians 1:27-29:

“But God chose what is foolish in the world to shame the wise; God chose what is weak in the world to shame the strong; God chose what is low and despised in the world, even things that are not, to bring to nothing things that are, so that no human being might boast in the presence of God.”

God chose me … an unworthy servant … to speak and write about His love and holiness to this generation; and knowing that God uses what others might reject encourages me to reach out with the Gospel. Sometimes He invites people to His banquet-table that others might never consider (Luke 14:15-24). Learn to see people from God’s perspective:  He transforms lowly leftovers into miraculous makeovers! In God’s economy, every “fragment” is precious.

How have you seen God radically change an area of your life? How is He transforming you for His glory?

* Cybersalt Digest, Issue #3934, 12-31-12

There’s Hearing, Then There’s Hearing.

2 May

We may think we’ve heard something correctly, but then again …

A mom was teaching her three-year-old, Caitlin, “The Lord’s Prayer.” For several evenings at bedtime, little Caitlin would repeate the lines from the prayer after her mom.

Finally, the little girl decided she could go solo. The mom listened with pride as Caitlin carefully enunciated each word, right up to the end of the prayer:

“Lead us not into temptation,” she prayed, “but deliver us from e-mail. Amen.”

And sometimes we listen, but we already have decided what we’re going to “hear.”

Take this conversation, for example:

Patty’s teacher asked her, “If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and two more rabbits, how many have you got?” RabbitAndApple2

Patty replied, “Seven!”

“No, listen carefully,” the teacher said. “If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and two rabbits, how many is that?”
“Seven!” Patty said.

“Let’s try this another way,” the teacher said. “If I give you two apples, two apples, and two apples – how many apples do you have?”

Patty replied, “Six.”

“Good,” the teacher said. “Now, if I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?”

Again, “Seven!”

“Patty… you’re not listening!” the teacher said in frustration. “How on earth can you say there are six apples, but seven rabbits?”

Patty smiled. “I’ve already got one rabbit at home now.”

I’ve discovered there are two kinds of hearing.

Have you ever heard your own voice on some kind of recording? The first time I heard my voice from a recorded women’s event message, I groaned and asked my husband, “Is that what I sound like? I hated my voice.

Others never complained, however, so I wondered whether I sound the same to others.

Some time ago, I read an article* that explained how sound enters our ears in one of two ways:  either (1) air-conducted (through the eardrums, three tiny bones and terminating in the cochlea, which converts vibrations into nerve impulses to the brain); or (2) bone-conducted (vibrations from the vocal HowWeHearcords reaching the cochlea directly). [See diagram to the left, from House Research Institute.]

Dr. Chris Chang, an otolayngologist at Fauquier Ear, Nose & Throat Consultants in Warrenton, Virginia, explained, “When [someone] listens to a recording of their voice speaking, the bone-conducted pathway that they consider part of their ‘normal’ voice is eliminated, and they hear only the air-conducted component in unfamiliar isolation — what everybody else actually hears.”

In other words, we live all of our lives hearing only one component of sound. As the author of the article, science writer Jordan Gaines, noted, “…we live our lives hearing and perfecting our bone-conducted, but not air-conducted, voices.” We’re hearing, but not getting the whole hearing scenario.

As I read this article, I thought of some scriptures that indicate people hear God’s words, but they’re not recognizing His voice. Worse, they may not be hearing His heart. Or they may not listen with the intent to obey.

In Mark 4:9, Jesus said, “.. He who has ears to hear, let him hear.” (See also Matthew 11:15; 13:9, 13:43Mark 4:23, Revelation 2:7, 11.)

It seems God is saying, “There’s hearing … and then there’s hearing!”

God wants us to be attentive – to listen and take notice of what has been said. Romans 10:17 says faith comes from hearing, and hearing is through the Word of Christ (Romans 10:17). Unbelievers must have their spiritual ears opened.

Sadly, many hear the Gospel message, but few “hear” (receive and respond to) it. Some hear the Gospel and purposely shut their ears, becoming hard-hearted toward the Truth. Some are so concerned about the things of the world (1 John 2:15-17), their ears are not tuned to the things of God. To be sure, the enemy is busy and creative, trying to distract these careless hearers (see the parable of the Sower, Mark 4:3-15). In some cases, God hardens hearts that will not hear so they cannot hear (Isaiah 6:9-10; Matthew 13:15).

But it’s not just unbelievers who have a hearing problem. Christians (like me) can also be inattentive hearers to the Word and will of God. OpenBible_Listening2How often do we hear only what we want to hear. We get so busy, even in ministry, that we “turn a deaf ear” to the voice of God. If we were truly listening, we might more often hear the still, quiet voice of the Spirit, directing our lives.

In Luke 11:28, Jesus said, “… Blessed rather are those who hear the word of God and keep it.” He also said, “…My mother and brothers are those who hear the word of God and do it” (Luke 8:21). Hearing that leads to obedience brings blessing (John 13:17).

Sometimes I am guilty of giving simple assent to the words of God, but then not putting them into practice. It’s not intentional hypocrisy, but rather, careless listening. It’s listening, in the busyness of my day, without the eager intent to obey. When I recognize this deafness toward the Spirit, I repent and remember why Jesus died for me. He didn’t die so I could hear the story of victory and abundant living over and over but then live my life with my personal agenda. He died and rose again so I could hear the Gospel, embrace it, and then love, serve, obey and glorify Him in all things.

Do you find yourself hearing God and His Word, but not hearing in a productive, fruit-producing way?

What do you think causes our careless listening?

* Quoted in “The Body Odd” by Jordan Gaines, NBCNews.com, 4-2-13

So Close, But Oh So Far

4 Apr

A friend loves to text me jokes. Here are some of my favorites:

  • What did the silly woman say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? “Oh look … Donut seeds!”
  • How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side.
  • Why do seagulls live near the sea? If they lived near they bay, they’d be bagels.

Cindy Martin, a certified personality trainer, writer and speaker, made me laugh with a short post she wrote for The Christian Pulse called “The Trouble with Texting.” Cindy gave me permission to share it here on LOL with God.  I hope you LOL too.

My husband had just transferred to a new company and his new position required several hours of online training and certifications. It also required him being out of town more than he had before. Desiring to be intentional about our relationship, I knew we’d have to find ways to stay connected so physical distance did not also become emotional distance.

True to my multi-tasking nature, I asked my daughter to type the words I dictated to her into my phone as I drove her TeenTextingto school. “Hey Baby, I’m so proud of you…. thank you for how hard you work for our family…. love you……”

Later that day, I spoke with my husband on the phone and asked him if he’d gotten my text. When he said “no,” I sent it again, but it still didn’t go through. I’d been having some trouble with my phone so I took it in and sure enough, there was a problem. They replaced the SIM card, said it would take about an hour to recalibrate and then everything should be fine.

Right on cue my phone started, “buzz, buzz, ding, ding, beeping” as a flood of texts, messages and notifications announced their arrival – albeit delayed. I was scrolling through to see if anything still required my attention and just what I had missed during this temporary cyber hi-jacking. Nothing urgent surfaced and I was ready to soothe any anxious thoughts when my eyes glanced at a text that I assumed was from my husband. It read, “Hi, I’ve received two messages that are obviously meant for someone else, but it isn’t me. Best check your number baby!”

Gasp, gasp, ugh! “Are you serious? How did this happen?!?” Upon investigation I found out that my daughter had manually typed in my husband’s number rather than using my contact list or our existing text trail. In doing so, she was one digit out in the prefix she dialed.

So close, but oh so far.

It reminds me of the verse in scripture, “These people honor me with their lips, but their hearts are far from me” (Mark 7:6b NIV). This incident will serve as a reminder to me to be diligent in properly communicating and directing my love … especially to the Lover of my soul.

Often times, I don’t even know how to properly communicate or direct my love. I feel it inside but fail to express it on the outside. Or I get caught up in the daily demands that claw for our attention and don’t notice the slippage in my own heart towards those who need to feel my love the most. It’s at those times that I ask God to turn my heart more fully, first to Him, and then to those I desire to love deeply.

Going back to the Source of love fills my emotional tanks so I can give out the abundance He pours into my heart.

PRAYER: Lord, help me to love those I say I love with my actions and not just my words. May they feel my love for them in my tone of voice, my response to their needs and the priority I put on our time spent together. Lord, may that also be true of my relationship with You.

CindyMartinCindy Martin and her husband of 23 years live with their two special needs children near Calgary, Alberta, Canada.

She is passionate about people experiencing the difference Jesus desires to make in their everyday lives. This passion finds expression in her speaking, writing and teaching. Visit her site, Life Meets Reality, for more information.

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