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Success: It’s a Lot More than Good Genes

1 Apr

Delve into the area of “genetics jokes” and you’ll find some doozies! (I have to admit, I didn’t understand most of them.) But here are two:

Question: Where would a person find genes that are retired from the human genetic pool?

Answer: In an old folks genome.

Question: Why did the geneticist go to dental school?

Answer: He was looking for an oral high gene.

I know. Silly.

But speaking of genes . . .

Entrepreneur Darren Hardy, an author, speaker and former publisher of SUCCESS magazine, once said, “DNA has nothing to do with success. Turn your genes into overalls and get to work.”

People have some strange ideas about success. Most are surprised it seldom happens automatically.

Success has more to do with faithfulness and perseverance than our genes and even exceptional gifts.

History is full of people who failed and later succeeded. Here are only a few examples among many:

  • Abraham Lincoln “failed” in the military, in business, as a lawyer, and initially, in politics. but he went on to become President of the United States.
  • Inventor Thomas Edison, labeled as “stupid” as a child, made 1,000 unsuccessful attempts at inventing the light bulb before his invention was deemed a success.
  • Henry Ford went broke five times before he succeeded in building a productive car manufacturing enterprise.

Failure is often the training school for success.

As in the business and scientific world, in the Christian life, success also has more to do with faithfulness and perseverance than genes and gifting.

Faithfulness is steadfastness. It’s being reliable, unwavering. God is faithful (Psalm 89:8; Hebrews 13:8), and He wants us to learn faithfulness.

We see examples of faithfulness in the Bible in Tychicus (Ephesians 6:21), Epaphras (Colossians 1:7), Onesimus (Colossians 4:9), Moses (Hebrews 3:2) and Silvanus (1 Peter 5:12).

Though they are not well-know to us, they made the “faithfulness headlines” with the Lord.

Faithfulness will always be rewarded (Luke 19:17; Matthew 25:23). Why?

Faithfulness is God’s definition of success.

God wants us to be faithful to read scripture and pray; and to live by faith in every aspect of life (Habakkuk 2:4b).

Combined with perseverance, faithfulness allows us to serve the Lord in powerful ways. Perseverance makes us overcomers. We can become people who are holy and above reproach (Colossians 1:23).

It’s like pulling on spiritual overalls and getting to work for God and His Kingdom!

We work and persevere not to earn right standing with God, but rather out of our secure position with Him. We are already redeemed and accepted in the Lord (Ephesians 1:3-14).

It is the Lord who begins and completes His good work in us (Philippians 1:6); but believers–especially those in leadership–must also persevere in godliness and sound doctrine (1 Timothy 4:16; John 8:31; Romans 2:7); because, again, there is great “reward” (Psalm 19:11).

There may be many walls and hurdles to overcome in our walk of faithfulness–including deep persecution and afflictions–but the Lord encourages us to stay faithful and persevering, and the Holy Spirit will help us. Those who persevere in suffering, James says, will receive a “crown of life” (James 1:12).

Be faithful to the Faithful Father, and don’t give up pursuing His purposes for your life.

Put on your spiritual overalls!

Can you think of an area where you are not being faithful? Not persevering? How can you turn that around today?

 – Dawn

Graphic: Overalls are from Sears

 

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Fragrance or Stink: What Do You Smell Like?

1 Oct

A woman, trying to control her dry hair, treated her scalp with olive oil before washing it. But then, worried the oil might oliveoil_margenauer_pixabaylinger, she washed her hair several times.

That night, as she went to bed, she leaned over to her husband and asked, “Do I smell like olive oil?”

“No,” he said, sniffing her.

“Do I smell like Popeye?” *

I once read that if you lick your wrist and wait 10 seconds, and then smell your wrist… that’s what your breath smells like!

Is that true? Oh wait … Yikes!

There are sweet smells and offensive smells, right?

  • The smell of a newborn baby (minus a soiled diaper).
  • The smell of old books.
  • The smell of exotic perfume.
  • The smell of a bakery.
  • The smell of a wet dog.
  • The smell of honeysuckle vines.
  • The smell of an angry skunk.

But the smell I’m considering today is the aroma that lingers from my attitudes. 

Even if you are not aware of it, you are leaving behind a fragrance wherever you go.

Encouraging, godly attitudes will bless others, but when our attitudes “stink,” it will affect everyone around us in negative ways.

Although sin grievously affects us personally, we don’t sin unto ourselves—others are affected. Our “stink” can rub off on others! One example is the stinky attitude that comes from an unforgiving, bitter attitude that “defiles many” (Hebrews 12:15).

The story is told of an old homeless man, taken in by a God-fearing couple who wanted to help him. They took him home where he showered and cleaned up. But then he put on his old, dirty, stinky clothes! He didn’t realize the loving couple had laid out fresh, clean clothes for him.

This is what we Christians do sometimes. We are “washed” by the Lord when He rescues us and makes us His own (1 Corinthians 6:11; Ephesians 5:26) and God wraps us in a robe of righteousness (Isaiah 61:10); but then we keep righteousrobe_stinkygarments_lolwithgodputting old “stinky” garments over that robe!

Our hearts are changed, but we still resort to stinky thinking patterns that lead to stinky actions.

When tempted to put on those stinky attitudes, we need to lay them down and pick up the attitudes the Holy Spirit has “laid out” for us.

What are these attitudes?

Sweet-smelling attitudes arise from the fruit of the Spirit: love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, and goodness (Galatians 5:22-23). They include behavior that shows we have become “partakers of the divine nature” (2 Peter 1:4-7).

And our thoughts help us focus on these attitudes. We need thoughts that are true, noble, right, pure, lovely, admirable, praiseworthy (Philippians 4:8). We need to think these kinds of things and practice sweet-smelling habits that flow from those thoughts.

We all sin. Every day. If we say we don’t, we’re deceiving ourselves (1 John 1:8). But that doesn’t mean we cozy down with our sins. We should hate our sin as God does, and confess it to Him in repentance (1 John 1:9) so we can move forward in His grace to thoughts, words and behaviors that please Him (Ephesians 5:8-10; 2 Corinthians 5:9; Romans 12:1-2).

We need a “daily washing” to make sure the aroma of Christ is what lingers, wherever we go and in every situation;

“For we are the sweet fragrance of Christ [which ascends] to God, [discernible both] among those who are being saved and among those who are perishing” (2 Corinthians 2:15, Amp).

King David, after committing terrible sin, cried out to God, “Wash me thoroughly from my iniquity [wickedness], and cleanse me from my sin!” (Psalm 51:2). In essence, David was saying, “Scrub me clean. Soak out my sinful attitudes and actions, and let me be pure again.”

Determine that your aroma will be the fragrance of Christ, not the stink of sin!

How can you know what “aroma” emanates from YOUR life? By others’ reactions and responses? Through the conviction of the Holy Spirit? From the Word of God?

from * Adapted from The Cybersalt Digest, Issue #4177, 9-1-16

~ Dawn

Dig a Little Deeper

28 May

A pirate captain was out to retrieve his buried treasure. After months of hard sailing his ship caught site of land, the land to Pirate_DugganArts_Morguefilewhich his treasure map had been leading. He and his first mate disembarked on the island to search out the buried treasure, which was supposed to lie hidden deep with in a swamp at the center of the island.

Sure enough, at the center of the island was a swamp, and the Captain and his first mate bravely entered the swamp. Soon the swamp began to get deeper, and the pirate’s feet, then ankles, and finally entire leg below the knees was covered in swamp.

It was at that time that the Captain banged his shin against something hard. He reached down, searched around, and pulled up a treasure chest. Prying the lock open, the chest revealed gold and jewels beyond imagination.

The Captain turned to his first mate and said, “Arrrr, matey, that just goes to show ye—booty is only shin deep!” *

LOL!

I am forever indebted to my Chemistry teacher who inspired me when I, as a high school sophomore, told him I “hated” chemistry.

“Dig a little deeper, Dawn,” he told me. I doubt he’d remember that quick statement, but it sure stuck with me!

At this point I can’t help but sing Disney’s catchy tune, “Dig a Little Deeper” from Disney’s “Princess and the Frog.”

But I digress.

Back to chemistry … I DID dig a little into my chemistry book and actually learn to ENJOY class—well, except for that time I almost blew up the chem lab.

I carry my teacher’s wise advice with me to this day.

Whether I’m struggling with trying to understand something about my computer, or trying to figure out how to conquer my gardening “black thumb,” I’ve discovered “digging” into the subject not only gives me answers and new strategies for learning and applying knowledge, it also deepens my appreciation for the topic.

In other words, I’m digging for hidden treasure, and loving what I find.

Case in point. One of the tough things for me has always been trying to figure out what made the Old Testament prophets tick—why God had them write such tough words, and if they had any meaning at all for me. So I plodded through Ezekiel and Micah and the other prophets, wondering why I struggled so much understanding them. In fact, at one point I gave up and started avoiding these prophets and their tough messages.

Big mistake. God wants us to know ALL of His Word.

But remembering my chemistry teacher’s words, I dug a little deeper, looking for the buried treasure in these Old Testament books. What did that look like?

  • First, I had to ask myself, “Do you even understand what prophecy means?” That was enlightening.
  • Then I started examining related history and geography. (I checked out some archaeology and looked at maps.)
  • I considered the different cultures represented.
  • I trudged through the boring repetitiveness in some chapters—they don’t all have a smooth “story line”—and eventually realized some texts were poems, conversationssermons or warnings to God’s people.
  • And I also asked if these books were all just “ancient history,” or if God had messages for ME in these books. (Yes, He did, especially concerning sin.)

As I read, studied and “dug in,” I realized I often had the same issues God’s people were judged for: phony religious attitudes, a rebellious heart, idolatry (things I put before the Lord), hard-hearted disobedience, ingratitude, selfishness, etc.

(Here are just a few examples of God’s “issues” with Israel: Exodus 32:2-10; 2 Kings 17:7-8; Nehemiah 9:13-17; Psalm 78:39-42, 59-62; Ezekiel 16:15-59; Hosea 1:1-2; Amos 9:8; Hebrews 3:8-11.)

And I found, God doesn’t take any lack of repentance lightly—theirs or mine.

I also discovered God calls His chosen ones to return to Him, be revived and restored, and enter into His rest (Nehemiah 1:9; Isaiah 55:7; Jeremiah 4:1-2; 15:19-20; 24:7; Hosea 6:1, 14:1; Joel 2:13; Zechariah 1:3)

Part of the treasure I uncovered in comparing scriptures:

Many of the Old Testament prophecies of the Messiah were fulfilled in Jesus (with others to be fulfilled in the future Kingdom).

And that is what amazed me and brought me new JOY! As I was digging deeper in the Old Testament, I kept seeing the Lord—I kept seeing Jesus. He is the Redeemer, the great King, the mediator of a better covenant and more.

I would have missed deep treasures if I’d decided studying prophecy was too hard … if I hadn’t started “digging.”  

  • Is there something physical you hate to do? — Would digging into benefits of exercise or better nutrition help?
  • Is there some emotional struggle or mental confusion? — Would digging into the “why” of your feelings and thoughts—with the Word of God in hand—clear some of these things up?
  • Are there any spiritual questions that put you off a bit? — Would digging into some apologetics (in a book or online) give you a better foundation for thinking biblically?

Try to dig a little deeper. Ask the Lord to show you amazing treasures you might not find otherwise.

– *Buried Treasure Humor – Cybersalt 

– Graphic: Pirate, DugganArts, Morguefile

– Dawn

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